Dream Garage: Awesome Parenting Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/12/2016 at 20:04 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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Tonight I need a THREE vehicle garage. The rule is that all three vehicles need to be an awesome experience for a toddler/pre-schooler and/or their friends. Your budget is $90,000 to cover all three vehicles. Look within and find that inner child (or actual child if their around) and as always, enjoy yo’selves!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:14

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Sliding doors are cool given how often I see Children (and 23 year old men... boys) playing with shop doors.

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“It looks like a cartoon and it goes vroom vroom.” My niece playing Forza.

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It’s a damn fire engine.

All of that should easily be under £70,000/$90,000.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:17

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Jeep Wrangler. Kids love riding around with no roof on.

Abarth 500. Small, fun, loud, just like a toddler.

Motorcycle. Because every parent needs a little alone time to decompress

Saves about $60k off your budget because $90k in cars is unrealistic for most Americans with kids. I’ve done all three with toddlers.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:20

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ML63 AMG (Big, fast, leather-lined rocketship of an SUV).

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C5 Corvette with a Whipple and a big cowl hood. Massively fast, open air.

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W221 S550 Sport. All the toys and buttons.

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Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:25

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2017 Pacifica Touring L Plus, $37,895 - mainly because of UConnect Theater being standard on that trim, whereas Limited has it as an option

2017 Morgan Three Wheeler, looks like £30,685 or $38,669 (stay out of the options list)

This 2004 F-350, $11,990: http://columbus.craigslist.org/ctd/5872114062.html

So, a van for long trips, a Morgan Three-Wheeler for some feels-very-fast-but-is-actually-slow action, and a brodozer so they can ride in a “monster truck”.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:34

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 20:42

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1. Focus RS. For obvious reasons.

2. 4-door Integra GS-R. Because I’d like my kids to know that Honda once made cool cars.

3. 4-door Skyline GTS-T. “Daddy, why is everything on the wrong side of the car?”


Kinja'd!!! Sam > DipodomysDeserti
11/12/2016 at 22:10

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But if you die on the motorcycle, then your kid will become a “IT’S A JEEP THING BRO” bro.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/12/2016 at 22:12

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For some reason I though a Whipple was the same as a whistle tip.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Sam
11/12/2016 at 22:22

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LMAO. That’s a classic.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Wobbles the Mind
11/12/2016 at 22:23

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Cobra (replica): cuz ROAARRRRRRR

FJ60 (15k) : show them true beauty of nature

conversion van: sit back shut up and watch the movie on the big screen TV


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Sam
11/12/2016 at 22:33

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Shit. I’ll be right back.

*runs into kid’s room, wakes up children. DON’T YOU EVER BECOME THIS! Points at picture of frat bro driving through Tempe, AZ, in a lifted, spotless Jeep with 8 LED bars on it.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Wobbles the Mind
11/13/2016 at 04:55

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It gives them plenty of space in the back to be conked out or playing on the iPad. It also has storage for toys and snacks and junk.

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They will love the rumble plus the “dad’s race car” factor. Plus look at that color.

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Every kid loves riding in dad’s truck especially the one they grow up helping him work on.

Yes this may also be the perfect list of cars for me but I’m also one of the few in my generation that holds onto the whole “American Dream” thing.


Kinja'd!!! jadegraham > Wobbles the Mind
11/13/2016 at 05:11

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But if both the husband and wife are working, there might be a problem as this issue has still not been cleared. bottle holder for babies

 


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind
11/15/2016 at 14:07

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2008 Audi RS6 Avant $22,000 (£17,900) (I want mine in blue, but this color is ok)

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1994 Dodge Viper $30,000 (cause I can talk it down) Oooh, newer wheels and the wing?! Now I wish i could buy this one.

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1974 Jaguar XKE V12 Roadster $36,500 (a little grungy, but I love it. Honestly if this runs, I would trade them my GTO for it. Take off the rubber bumpers and haw a hoot.)

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This is perfect because I have the regular daily, veryfast newer targa, and a driving classic project convertible.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind
11/15/2016 at 17:10

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E90 M3, old Wrangler, old Beetle convertible